Every game ends with
a pro-team coach's review.
It pins where you collapsed on the map, counts the 4v5 windows you missed, and sums the game up in one line โ โYour team fought. You were in lane.โ Before the game: all 10 players auto-scouted. On connect: a 16-type diagnosis. All automatic, in your Discord DMs.
No signup โ a 20-game diagnosis from your live op.gg history, right now
Queue pops โ a 10-player scout brief arrives
Sound familiar?
You lose, stare at op.gg graphsโฆ
what to fix โ still no idea. Next queue.
You're drowning in data with no coach. Loldosa interprets the numbers into โwhere you collapsed and what to do next gameโ โ automatically, every game.
From start to finish, Loldosa is right beside you.
Connect โ game start โ mid-game โ post-game โ climbing. All real renders.
Connect and get typed โ โYou do this, don't youโ
The AI reads your history, types you into one of 16 (e.g. Rollercoaster Laner), confronts you with habits like tilt-queue win rate, and grades your weapons and holes โ down to what differs between your winning and losing days.
- โ๐งฌ 16 types + code (the shareable kind)
- โ๐ฎ Habit scanner โ 'tilt-queue: -18%p win rate' facts
- โ๐ก๏ธ Weapon/hole panels + a 20-game recheck
All 10 players scouted, reads included
The moment loading flips to in-game: smurfs, inters, matchups, win prob โ plus reads like '5th queue today (0W 4L)', 'only playing this champ lately', 'cold form'. If YOU'RE tilt-queuing, it warns you first.
- โ๐ฅ Smurf ยท ๐ฃ inter ยท Nth-queue-today reads
- โ๐งจ Tilt-queue detection โ checks you first
- โ๐ Your-lane mission, tuned to your type
Stuck? Ask โ it answers like a Challenger coach
'How do I play Heimer vs Gnar?' โ runes & skill order from op.gg live + if-then trade timing ('when their Q is down') + your tier, mains and weakness. Pro anchors ('even pros only lead +119g at 10') correct overcommitment.
- โRunes/skill order (op.gg live) + if-then trade timing
- โAnswers by question type (matchup/mental/concept differ)
- โYour own record โ cites 'you vs Gnar' history
Whose fault was that loss, in % โ two cards + decision audit
The review splits the game into 'You 18% ยท Team 67% ยท Enemy 15%' (calibrated on 792 games, unarguable). The personal card pins your deaths on the map; the team card freezes all 10 at the collapse minute. The text proves habits: 'this mistake, 9 of your last 12 games (min 14ยท23).' Free users still get the scorecard every game.
- โ๐งฎ Whose fault? โ You 18% ยท Team 67% ยท Enemy 15% (quantified)
- โ๐ Repeated-mistake signature โ habits proven with timestamps
- โ๐บ๏ธ Collapse snapshot + number-advantage & foretold-death audit
Weekly settlement โ did you improve, did you do the homework
The weekly card settles 5 stats vs last week with โฒโผ, your game-by-game arc as dots, and your homework hit rate โ measured, not vibes. The server ranking card refreshes every 12h; 'most improved' is winnable by anyone.
- โ๐ Delta grid vs last week
- โ๐ฏ Homework loop โ graded every game, settled weekly
- โ๐ Server ranking + most-improved board
Not vibes. Measured.
Every number Loldosa says is computed by code โ and when the sample is too thin, it says nothing. The LLM structurally cannot invent stats.
Real ranked games calibrate the fault-split verdict โ 'worst team luck' becomes data
Pro anchors โ 'even pros only lead +119g at 10 minutes' corrects your overcommitment
Auto-scouted & reviewed so far โ all measured live from op.gg
All of this, in one bot.
Off one IGN โ it splits whose fault a loss was into %, scouts all 10, reviews, and settles your week. Everything op.gg won't do.
When you queue up, a battle card hits your server feed โ friends cheer โ๏ธ and vote ๐ฎ will they win?. Results auto-settle into one thread. Not a solo coach โ a bot your server plays together.
Drop a one-line tip on a shared report card. The receiver gets it reminded in their next pre-game briefing โ a server that teaches each other.
Ask how do I play late? mid-game and it answers for the match you are in โ 10-man scout and game plan included. Not generic advice.
Ranked by who improved most lately โ not tier. OP-score delta leaderboard where even Bronze can take #1.
The review splits the game into 'You 18% ยท Team 67% ยท Enemy 15%'. Calibrated on 792 real ranked games โ an unarguable verdict. The moment 'team diff' becomes data.
'4.1 hours spent dead staring at grey, 120k gold gifted to enemies.' Your last 100 games as a self-roast shock card โ free, instantly shareable.
Every week, auto-paired with the server-mate closest to your tier โ 'A leads 7W5L vs B'. Local rivalry beats a global ladder for climbing.
'This mistake, 9 of your last 12 deep games (min 14 ยท 23)' โ proves it's a habit, with timestamps. Something a single-game tool literally can't do.
Four axes (engage, risk, consistency, farm) type your play โ a name + code like 'Rollercoaster Laner'. A 50-game deep diagnosis for accuracy.
After a flex/scrim game, just say 'culprit' โ it ranks your team by op-score and names who threw. The fun way to roast your friends. Loldosa is a group tool.
'You do this, don't you' โ tilt-queue win rate (requeue within 20min of a loss), late-night queues, long-game DNA, mined from your match timestamps.
Personal card (death map, op curve, build timing) + team card (collapse snapshot, 3-act story, gold chart). Automatic after every game.
โ3 four-v-five windows, missed 2โ โ it computes enemy respawns to audit your calls. Challenger-level text review.
Game starts โ smurfs, inters, matchups plus reads like '5th queue today (0W 4L)' and 'cold form' โ automatically.
Requeued within 20 minutes of a loss streak? The briefing calls it out first, then gives a game plan tuned to your type.
Pre-game call vs result, one-line verdict, homework grading. A shareable card everyone gets free.
โฒโผ grid of 5 stats vs last week + game-by-game arc + weekly homework score. Every week, automatic.
The coach sets a weakness-based goal, grades it every game, settles it weekly. Game โ scorecard โ weekly, one loop.
Counter picks backed by real matchup samples (e.g. 643 games), weighted by your tier, mains and weaknesses.
A tier leaderboard + 'most improved this week' (anyone can win) as an image card, auto-refreshed every 12h.
NA, EUW, KR, TW, JP โ anywhere, just an IGN. 1-click web connect, zero install.
Cards, not claims.
All rendered from real game data โ this is what lands in your DMs.
One-line verdict ยท death map ยท op curve ยท build timing
Call vs result ยท arc ยท homework grading
4-axis sliders ยท weapons/holes ยท win days vs loss days
โฒโผ vs last week ยท game-by-game arc ยท homework
Tier leaderboard ยท most improved this week
Your champs' number changes ยท lane radar ยท pickup
ChatGPT runs on stale info.
the current patch + your history.
Builds, runes and cooldowns come from op.gg live; advice comes from your recent games. Every number is computed by code, never made up โ and when the sample is too thin, it says nothing at all.
Done in 3 seconds
Type your IGN here, log in to Discord once. No install, no server setup.
Connecting triggers your 16-type diagnosis instantly, and unlocks scouting, reviews and questions for 3 days.
$5/mo. Even if you don't, you still get the prediction scorecard free after every game.
Pricing
A human coaching session โ $40. Loldosa PRO is unlimited at $5.29/month.
New users get 5 days of PRO free โ try before you decide
- โPrediction scorecard โ automatic every game (verdict + homework grading)
- โCulprit finder ยท 'What you threw away' share cards
- โWeb checkup (this page, unlimited)
No card required ยท includes 5-day PRO trial
- โ16-type diagnosis + habit scanner (tilt-queue facts)
- โ10-player auto-scout + tilt-aware briefing every game
- โTwo review cards + decision-audit text review
- โWeekly report card ยท homework loop ยท climb report
- โMatchup ยท pick ยท comp questions (tuned to you) (unlimited)
5-day free trial for new users ยท PRO activates automatically on payment ยท cancel anytime in one click
โ $4.17/mo ยท billed once a year
Subscribe now5-day free trial for new users ยท PRO activates automatically on payment ยท cancel anytime in one click
FAQ
Is it free?+
New users get a full 5-day PRO trial โ auto scouting, reviews, unlimited questions, all included. After the trial, full features need PRO, but the prediction scorecard (with the one-line verdict and homework grading) stays free after every game.
What's the '16-type diagnosis'?+
Your history is judged on four axes โ laning (strong/weak), late game (closer/thrower), fighting (present/absent), consistency (stable/rollercoaster) โ into a name + code like 'Rollercoaster Laner'. On top, the habit scanner mines your match timestamps for things like 'requeue within 20min of a loss: -18%p win rate'. If a sample is too thin, it stays silent โ everything it says has receipts.
Does a review come automatically every game?+
Yes (PRO/trial): two cards โ personal (death map, op curve, build) and team (collapse snapshot, gold chart, 3-act story) โ plus a decision-audit text review that computes enemy respawns to count the 4v5 windows you took or missed. Free users get the prediction scorecard every game.
How is 'team luck' calculated?+
It compares the average op score of your 4 allies (excluding you) vs the enemy 5. If you played well but your team's average was far below the enemy's, it stamps 'worst team luck โ not your fault' with data. Built so you stop blaming yourself for games you carried and lost.
How is it different from op.gg?+
op.gg is a dashboard: it shows numbers, you do the interpreting. Loldosa interprets them into 'where you collapsed and what to do next game', and answers questions like 'how do I beat Yasuo as Zed?' with cooldowns, combos and builds. op.gg is a dashboard; Loldosa is the coach sitting next to it.
Any ban risk?+
None. It's not an overlay or hack โ it's a Discord bot that analyzes public data (match history). It never touches the game client.
What does it cost?+
Loldosa PRO is a single plan, $5/month. Auto scouting, both review cards, diagnosis, weekly reports and unlimited questions are all included.
Is my account safe?+
We never take your Riot password. We only look up your public summoner name and match history. Just give us your IGN once.
Is the data up to date?+
Yes. Everything is pulled live from op.gg on the current patch, and every number is computed by code โ zero hallucination.
Easy to cancel?+
Yes, cancel anytime in one click at the billing provider (Polar). PRO stays active until the end of your period.
From your next game,
play with a coach beside you.
Just your IGN โ your 16-type diagnosis arrives the moment you connect. No install, no server setup.
One Discord login to connect ยท 5-day PRO free trial ยท no ban risk